(via death-by-lulz)

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

(via laughcentre)

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via laughcentre)

olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

(via laughcentre)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique, via laughcentre)

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

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meladoodle:

*runs up to newborn baby* ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE

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prettyreckles:

does rihanna have a last name

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best-of-funny:

sideless:

wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

X

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heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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cosrnos:

I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

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